GIMBLETREADMILL
The Food Of Nietzsche
I am not satisfied if I can't make any money, I need lots and I'm not afraid of shitting on anyone that gets in my way. As most of you must be aware by now if you have ever been bothered to read this detritus, and I really don't give a fuck... more
Don't Shoot This One
I sometimes regret not shagging Thatcher when I had the chance back in 92, she was begging for it after I slipped some Rowi's in her fizzy water at a Guild Hall gathering. It would have been a pleasure to have slipped her a good dose of warts,... more
Urgent Update
Dearest Boakes, although we haven't had time for a verbal exchange recently, I hope this missive finds you in good health and order, do you have to wear a gown during the day? When I was last rushed to Haywards Heath Psychiatric I arrived there... more
The Elephant Man And Laudnam
Got a call from Harry Privet early this morning before I had time to empty my liver of last nights bile. Made some excuse about having to attend a 'planning' meeting with Boakes re some transatlantic venture and unloaded his London schedule... more
Calling World Police America-urgent
Where are the fucking world police when you need them? Here I am sitting in my fourth floor apartment, downtown Gomez and there's not a napalm strike in sight and by christ we need one. Hello? Calling America?I moved to the Congo to escape this... more
Am at present trying to avoid the recession and eventual depression using the packet I mad in the 80's and my gold investments which I can seem climbing. I'm an alcoholic and poud of it, it keeps me happy. Currently living in the Congo looking after a tidy litlle fencing operation I have with London. 
