Well here we go.... I present to you the all new, much improved, Brink Soap! Bathe with it in the comfort of your home, fear not germs and bed bugs. The peppermint will arouse, the soft suds will cleanse your soul, you are now free of worries.

Of course we admit there may be unforseen problems. Our technical crews will work around the clock to irradicate them. But don't be surprised if a strange fungus appears between your toes. That's normal and studies have shown that you must keep using Brink everyday for a year before you will see real signs of improvement.

Our FAQ is a great place to go if you have questions. They might not be the same questions we answer, but that's life in the big city.

For those of you that are especially dirty, we offer Brink by the case. If you prefer the showers at airport hotels, rest assured we are making contracts with many of them. I'm sure it would surprise most of you to know that it's really a lot of hard work making soap. We'd appreciate it if you told your friends to use Brink.

If you do see too many bugs, make sure you count them and turn in your report. That link is at the bottom of this wrapper.

And good luck. We know some people don't like change. For those of you in that category, we suggest complaining to the Federal Soap Commission. Enjoy!