Someone has to counter all this liberal nonsense on the internet. That's why I've written this nice song to the tune of "It's A Small World."  The song is dedicated to those faithful members of the Republican party who have worked so hard to conserve the traditions America holds dear 

It's a world of big trucks, guns and booze

A world where our teams never lose

It's a world of antlers on our walls

A world of duck prints in our halls

It's a world of beer, without one queer

No one here has ever shed a tear

It's a man's world after all.....

No minorities in our fraternity

Bush will bomb those different to eternity

We'll keep those Muslims in their place

And those blacks can have some Superfund space

No abortions for our little gals

Faith based intiatives for all of our pals

Yes, it's a man's world after all....

Our women redside in deference

If they dissent, it's only once

Texas might be grossly overweight

From federal contracts that they ate.

Yes...

BTW:  Evanid - If you'll sing this song, register Republican and eat a raw steak, I'll let you back into Heteronly for Sadie Hawkins night.